By Matthew Scipioni
I need your opinion. Which breakfast food is superior: Pancake or Waffles?
Ummmmm, waffles clearly. I don’t see how there’s a contest. But for the sake of argument, let’s compare.
Waffles, the pros: you can put cream cheese on them; I love cream cheese. If you like syrup, that’s good, too; the little divot pattern holds syrup just as well. They are crunchy and fluffy at the same time, like, hello? Who doesn’t want that? Sounds better than a dense, soggy pancake to me. For brunch, if you do that sort of thing, chicken and waffles are like a staple. People would look at you funny if you had chicken and pancakes.
Waffles, the cons: I guess they can have less variety, but just add toppings. Blueberries, chocolate chips, strawberries? Boom, just put them on top, and there you go. They are less filling, but that means you get more of them, so I don’t see a problem. Sure, you can’t do the Mickey Mouse ear thing; I’ll give you that one.
There you have it. In the totally correct, objective, bias-free comparison, waffles are the clear winner.
Your friendly neighborhood columnist,
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