By: Matthew Scipioni

Dear Matt,

Do you wear socks to bed? I believe anyone who wears socks to bed is a psychopath. Do you feel the same way? (There really is only one correct answer to this)

From, Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Well yeah, of course I wear socks to bed, don’t you? I just feel like it’s practical and comfortable to do so. If I had to get out of bed in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom and I wasn’t wearing socks, I would have to take the one extra step of putting socks on. Especially here at school, I don’t want to be wandering the hallway with bare feet. Nobody needs that in their life. And the rooms here, and believe it or not more so at my house, get pretty darn cold at night. So naturally, your feet and toes are more likely to get cold than the rest of your body. Like any sensible person, I would like to stay warm while I sleep. So there you have it, the reasons I wear socks to bed. (P.S. I promise I am not a psychopath).

Your friendly neighborhood columnist,


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